Progressive Organization Pushes Pedophilia

When does a child know they want to have sex with an adult? Some might suggest that when a child reaches puberty they know if they want to have sexual relations with an adult and others side with the law when addressing such issues but many in the progressive community believe that children as young as 2 years old want to have sex with full grown men and women.

“I knew I wanted to have sex with my then 47 year old uncle at 3,” claims Heather Poundmetoo of Beaverton, California. This is about equity and fighting racism Miss Poundmetoo who is African Americaan claims. Poundmetoo is the spokesperson of Antifa/Children a group associated with the far left group Antifa. Jimmy Redbottom a 14 year old member of Antifa/Children describes his first time with an adult as a little painful, “good thing he wasn’t Black,” stated Jimmy rubbing his behind. Claire, a 21 year old prostitute chimed in, “If it wasn’t for Antifa/Children I wouldn’t even have the skills to make mah niggas money and then where would I be? I’ll tell you where I’d be in some white bread, white house, driving a white convertible and studying for SATs” she scoffed.

But it isn’t all rainbows and unicorns for the children. Some kids never return home from experimenting sexually with full grown adults. The lucky ones are sold to rich Saudi Arabian oil men and join sex slave harems to sexually satisfy the old men of their dreams but most will end up in Israel and Asian living out their short lives as cum dumpsters in a 10 x 5 room never to see the sunlight again.

But it could be worse … and we will not describe what that worse is here today as you likely wouldn’t believe people could do such things to children.

Still this issue has been going on for ages with no one (except maybe Trump) willing to confront the practice and try to put an end to it. The truth is the people behind the scenes who promote this kind of behavior through their unwitting proxies are the same people who run Hollywood, the news media, countries, banks, religion, big business, and every seat of power of influence in the world so it will never end.

Progressives believe that if this kind of thing is inevitable and has lasted for ages, that we should just accept it and even embrace it.

No thank you.

The Truth About Female Comedians

Do you recognize any of the women in the photo above? The Photo comes from an article called “Six Badass Female Comedians Talk About Life, Sex, and Comedy.” I watch a lot of comedy on YouTube and I might recognize one if she has lost a lot of weight. I watch a lot of male comedians like the British version of Pee Wee Herman and the midget (and I know their names) but not a whole lot of females. Why is that?

Hearing men talk about female comedians the most constant comments are “women aren’t funny.” Now it is true that a lot of women have a hard time with comedy. Usually when she is laughing it is because you or people around her are laughing. Sometimes she’ll actually get the joke just a little slower than guys do but most of them have learned (frankly after being laughed at by men) that it takes them a little longer to get the joke so they wanna start laughing when everyone else does by habit. Kinda like a safety mechanism. They really struggle with subtle sarcasm.

That said it doesn’t explain why women might not be funny. The truth is women are funny (well at least some of them … one or two at least) but you just don’t know it.

What does a comedian do?

Ask any salesperson because they do the exact same thing. They read scripts and ad some kind of gimmick like facial expressions or incredibly large mallets. There are people who live on your street who can do that and maybe you can too. It isn’t a big deal and with many comedians someone else writes the material. The responses to hecklers you hear comedians reply to have all been written out in advance. In sales they are called comebacks. Now if you can practice that “pitch” and memorize it, add the right inflections, and pull monkeys out of your ass you’re guaranteed to work regularly. Maybe even a big star for 10 minutes. So doesn’t it make sense that women would be as successful at telling jokes as they would be at say telemarketing? They pretty much do the same thing. Women do have pretty good memories and can make some pretty … unusual facial expression. But she’ll never show you that face on the stage. That face is for the partner she’s sucking the life out of.

The problem with female comedians is that they are women. It’s really that simple.

Would do her if you were drunk? Which one in that picture would look best naked? Wow that is a hot dress. What color lipstick is that? Gawd those shoes look awful. Look at those perky nipples. Someone needs a sandwich. Someone needs to stop eating and go to the gym.

The problem with female comedians is they are their own distraction. When Brad Williams steps out on stage most of the audience isn’t trying to decide whether they’d sleep with him or not. I’m pretty sure that they are not overly concerned with what Brad Upton is wearing. To be fair they might linger on Jimmy Carr’s hair. Does Ron White still wear cowboy boots?

If you think I’m kidding the next time you go to a comedy club and you’re seeing a female comedian close your eyes before she steps out and if she’s doing 20 or more minutes onstage keep your eyes closed for 10 minutes. Don’t blame me if when you open your eyes you turn into stone or something. You knew the risks. The next day most of what you remember (aside from the shock of opening your eyes) with be the first 10 minutes of her show. You’ll likely think they were the best 10 minutes of the show. Here’s a hint no comedian puts their best ten minutes up front.

Look I’m not saying all female comedians are funny so you should go see them all. That has to be like drinking soy milk. But if there isn’t something good going on and it’s a Friday night and you wanna do something more than elbows on a bar somewhere, go watch some bimbo go try and be a comedian. Just do it with your eyes closed before she gets onstage. If you wanna play it safe leave your eyes closed until her set has ended and you’re sure she has exited stage left. If you went to hear jokes that is.