Should You Convert to Islam?

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According to all television news, Islam is a religion of peace. It’s just a handful of very ill people who give Islam a bad name but the majority of Muslims around the world are sweet, kind, caring people who just want peace and harmony in the world like anyone else. In the West bigotry and racism reign supreme and Muslims have unfairly become the targets of Western bigotry and racism. Because of that Islam needs help and you may be uniquely suited to submit to Islam and if that is the case you absolutely should, as soon as possible.

Now obviously no one wants to force anyone to submit, they must be willing if not eager and they must understand from the start that to be a Muslim is to embrace the Koran. But more important than that, by converting you are proving to others by your own example that Islam is a religion of peace and not to be feared. It is the role of the hero to stand up for what is right and you could be that hero so lets see if you are suitable.

The following is a list of people who should convert to Islam:

Teachers: I think it is fair to say that by and large teachers of every level are very sympathetic to Islam. School administrators and teachers union officials should also immediately submit. These people are considered leaders in our communities and they should be the first to set an example for their students and the community by converting to Islam. It would also show that they practice what they teach.

L.G.B.T. Members and Associates: On many many occasions the L.G.B.T. community has used Islam to push their agendas. Claiming that most Muslims have no problems with homosexuals or cross dressers or anyone elses sexual preferences and practices they have been a very outspoken group in the defense of Islam. Surely for doing so Muslims would welcome them into Islam with open arms. Again I call upon this group to lead by example and convert to Islam en-mass. Frankly I’m a bit surprised that they haven’t already.

Feminists: I’ve never met a feminist that wasn’t angry most if not all of the time. As many a conservative has commented online, feminists aren’t often the most attractive girls in the room. In Islam women are treated like equals regardless of looks because all the women dress the same and their personality not their looks is what shines through. And if you are lonely, there is no problem finding you a husband you can share with three other feminists. Best of all no one will be leering at you because of your looks or judging you for lack of them. It is time feminists showed their solidarity with Islam and submit immediately.

Elected Officials: Elected officials should absolutely convert to Islam and most are hypocrites if they don’t. They take money from Muslims they push agendas for Muslims so why haven’t they converted already? It’s the religion of peace right? Isn’t that what they all say?

Owners and Operators of Facebook, Twitter & Google+: This group is so obvious that it totally goes without explanation and it just boggles the mind why it hasn’t happened already.

The Press: I have never seen a group of people work so hard in defense of any religion in my life. Good for you people of the press you are Islams first line of defense against the infidels and their racism and bigotry. Imagine if Shepard Smith converted to Islam on live T.V. Or any T.V. news personality for that matter. How about Megyn Kelly? Wouldn’t that be grand. These people could do more than just talk about how Muslims are peaceful but by becoming Muslims themselves they would be showing the world that they believe the words that they speak every night.

As for the rest of you, well I hate to break it to you but you’re probably not suited to be Muslim. That however doesn’t mean you won’t eventually have a place in Islam in maybe 20 or 30 years.

Islam needs slaves too.

How much for your daughter? Yes the little boy too.

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