Last night like so many other nights I had a difficult time falling asleep and decided to watch a bit of Netflix hoping that might help. I usually watch a couple of episodes of Family Guy as good comedy often makes all the things going on in my head focus on one thing which makes it easier to fall asleep. Instead of my usual routine I saw the Schumer comedy video and thought “How bad could it really be?” and out of morbid curiosity decided to watch it for myself and decide for myself whether it was as bad as the ratings claimed it was (one star).
I mean how how bad could it really be? My sense of humor is twisted and there are several comedians whose politics I find despicable and yet I still find at least some of their jokes funny like Sara Silverman. As a human being Ms. Silverman has much to be desired but I was LMAO when I saw her on her TV show licking her dogs nutsack. Yeah I’m that twisted.
So let’s begin:
First off Amy Schumer is not an attractive woman. She looks as if she is at least 40 pounds overweight so her lack of curves (round is not curves) makes her look like a blob on stage. If Amy was trying to make herself look as bad as she possibly could she did an awesome job. Some people shouldn’t wear leather in public and she is definitely one of them. Not only does she not look good in leather but the outfit she wore was poorly tailored and it kept drawing attention to the only loose spot on the outfit her crotch. To add to the flab fest she had so much blush on that it looked spray painted on her face and her lipstick and blush combo made be wonder if she was color blind.
Schumers routine was simply disgusting and not in a good way. She began her monologue taking about how disgusting her vagina is from it’s gaping size to her flapping labia to its goat smell on a good day. I can’t believe women in the audience thought any of that was funny. She went on to discuss how much she enjoyed sperm, how lazy she was in bed, shoving her fingers in her anus, puking and diarrhea.
To be fair I only watched a bit more than half the show. I just couldn’t take any more than that so I can’t say none of the show was funny but nothing I saw was remotely funny just disgusting. Between the horrible monologue, her terrible timing, her idiotic whooping and squeaking, and the nasty image of her overweight frame and poor choice of fashion and juvenile face paint it was a burden to watch as much of her show as I managed to get through.
And I really have to ask Netflix if anyone at corporate actually watched this disaster before they added it to their list. It is mind blowing that they would actually even air the show and then to turn around and completely change their ratings system over this horrid mess makes one suspicious about their motivations and real agenda.
Here’s a clue Netflix, if you wanted some disgusting female comedian on your site you should have gotten Lisa Lampanelli the mudshark from hell. At least she is funny.