The Biggest Twat on the Net

It’s getting pretty hard to find any real men anymore. These days instead of guys like Charlton Heston, John Wayne and Clint Eastwood we have Justin Bieber, Michael (the Situation) Sorrentino, Barry Soetoro (Obama), and Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner. No wonder today’s youth is so messed up. So many young men sound like girly men that Hans und Franz must be the only guys left at the gym anymore. It has gotten so bad that someone has even come up with a name for these man boys ….. mangina. It pretty much means a man with a metaphorical vagina.

Like so many of you I think things are pretty bad for manhood in America and throughout Western Civilization but I really didn’t have a clue how bad things really were until I checked in with one of my favorite YouTube comedians recently Nicole Arbour.

Nicole Arbour is a smoking hot Canadian sex kitten whose controversial comedy routines are quick and witty and in your face. Some of her videos like “Drear Fat People” and “Dear Black People” will make you pee yourself laughing and I regularly post them on my Google+ pages. Comedy by its very definition makes fun. Fun of people, things whatever. But in today’s P.C. world comedy is suddenly verboten because thin skinned progressive liberal shits want the world to be a safe place for them, and pretty much screw everyone else. If you don’t think just like them expect their wrath. Being hot looking even draws more attention from the haters. Only Seth McFarlane gets to make sexist, racist, fat jokes because he’s a progressive liberal and probably gay.

Not too long ago I started seeing someone else in Nicoles videos named Matthew Santoro (clearly his parents didn’t know how to spell Mathew). I guess Miss Arbour was dating this guy for a few of months and somehow he managed to get on her videos even though he does videos of his own. Now here is a guy who shaves his head and has a beard so you might think “hey good job Nicole you found one of the true men left in the world” right? Well not exactly. He didn’t belong in her videos in the first place because he wasn’t remotely funny and he also seemed a bit squishy clingy to me.

Eventually like most relationships Nicole and Matthew went their separate ways. Can you guess how the clingy guy responded? If you guessed that he made a video on YouTube to attack the girl who spurned him you’d be right. And here’s the kicker ….. he claims she abused him mentally, verbally and physically. Not 60 seconds into his video he starts crying like a 10 year old girl.

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