Dear Ted Cruz: Fuck You!

I have to admit I’ve been stewing for several days now ever since that Canadian shitbag made those snide remarks about New York values. I’m a former New Yorker and I’ve been all across that wonderful state including New York City and not just Manhattan either but Harlem, the Bronx, Queens, Brooklyn and I tell you one thing if Rafael Cruz was standing in front of me right now (especially since I’ve had several sweet teas with Captain Morgan) I would beat his face in with a Louisville Slugger! BAM….right in the kisser you frog cock sucker.

Maybe Senior Cruz isn’t aware of this but most Americans either entered this country through the greatest city in the world or their relatives did. Miracle on 34th Street wasn’t written about or filmed in L.A. or Chicago or wherever. We don’t sit down on Thanksgiving morning to watch a parade in London or Beijing oh hell no the whole world watches the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade in NEW YORK CITY!

And when the world ushers in the New Year where do they look to? Canada? Hell no we all watch to big ball drop in New York City! And do you know why? Because New York City is the greatest city in the entire world that’s why and everybody knows it.

So Rafael Cruz you can put your fucking Mounty fag suit back on and get on that fleabag of a horse and ride your ass back to Canada because it will be a cold day in hell before I ever cast a vote for your Mr Haney looking ass. Fuck you and that nag you rode in on too.New-York-City-Statue-Of-Liberty-Wallpaper

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